I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
so i met this girl in the train station i approach her, im using every line in the book she goes “im taken” im like oh word where you taken (taking) me? dinner a movie or both ?
shes like that was cute, gave me the number, we talking for a few days shes like my…